Position Seeking: Full-Time Feline Coworker | Remote or Hybrid About Me: Meet Tux, a 15-week-old black-and-white beauty with a serious passion for people, productivity (or at least supervising it), and providing emotional support during the workday. Found in Fullerton with her three siblings, Tux has spent her foster-care internship perfecting the art of being an excellent coworker. She loves keeping her foster mom company during conference calls, usually snoozing nearby while the important business happens. But when the workday starts winding down, she'll happily upgrade her position to Professional Lap Warmer. Tux is especially skilled at head-butts when she feels additional pets are required, and her exceptionally loud purr is guaranteed to improve office morale. Professional Qualifications:     •    Expert-level snuggling and lap occupation     •    Excellent conference call attendance (mostly sleeping through them)     •    Advanced head-butting techniques to request additional attention     •    Certified purr machine     •    Experienced in boosting workplace morale     •    Flexible scheduling, with a preference for quality time Ideal Employer: Someone looking for a loving, affectionate companion who believes every home office needs a little more fur, a lot more purring, and occasional interruptions from a very important employee. Tux is ready to trade her temporary foster position for a permanent desk (or lap) in your home. Apply today! Tux is ready to make your workday better.